haha i think we're both just down to be fuck buddies..but i do have a hickey and a bit of a big lip and fucking burns on my knees..note to self hooking up on a golf course is NOT that exciting
Bein cut off at a bar is embarassing ...until you get to the next bar.
Just so you know, the bottle of red gatorade is NOT GATORADE. It is definitely someone's puke. I hope nobody else makes the same mistake I did.
he wanted to have sex on the little rocking chair but i was too high to figure out how to do that so we did it on the floor.
the 3rd commandment: and god said, if you buy a handle.. you must finish it.
There was blood everywhere. She was pretty good looking person though.
Haha pretty bummed I didn't stay night yesterday after the bj fest you described
Any man who has a face like that and a bike, deserves a vagina like yours permanently.
Please root for the ravens. I now have oral sex riding on this and it's been sooooo long
He didn't get laid that weekend.. and that is honestly an accomplishment for the rest of us.
There is what appears to be urine on the woman's bathroom sink. I just have so many questions right now.
Did I tell you that I told him I deleted his dick pics and he almost started crying?
we had sex while we waited for the thai food... a which will come first type of situation
He was 6'8" - I shit you not! He sat up in my bed and the ceiling fan got him right in the forehead.
Instead of going to my moms birthday party I went over and gave him head. I should win non girlfriend of the year award
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