it's not gay if you rub your penis between their butt cheeks and pretend they are tits
i realized that the internet ruins the joy of a father passing down playboys to his son
Based on the pics I have taken of hookups while they were passed out or sleeping, I have scientifically concluded that no two vagina lips are the same. They are like snowflakes.
Well there's nothing more unattractive them a naked, soft man crying
Oh good your over him
This lumberjack with a huge beard is doing his group presentation in a dirty t shirt that says "I'm only 2 girls short of a threesome"
It's a journey
And the destination is his penis?
Precisely.
Trying to find a card for this engagement party. Can't find one that says "you met each other 5 months ago, cant wait to get the popcorn out and watch this one fall apart"
I am going to be so excited tomorrow when I find this box of crayons in my purse
he's a fucking beast. people that don't even know him have started calling him "puke and raleigh"
Is this like a preordered booty call?
He made a deal with his real estate agent called fucking in 50 properties for sale
Where do you think black out memories go?
Into the dark abysmal abyss of the deepest, darkest part of your mind. It's obviously the bodies natural defense to protect you from witnessing the shit you do while actually blacked out.
dude i haven't had a solid dump since sunday and i still cant hear out of my right ear
I've struck affair-gold. He's hot, he's ripped, he doesn't want a relationship, and most importantly he won't have to ask Gods permission to bang me like the last religious nut job did.
We hotboxed his bathroom. going to be a good night
Hotbox went wrong - smoke sets off fire alarm. Firefighters coming
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