it's business casual sex. like no kissing, shake hands after, occasional frequency
oh my god. my mom just found my pipe. she thought it was a dildo.
like i said, there should be a sitcom about your family.
in the middle of giving him head in the backseat of my car he taps me on the shoulder, opens the door, throws up three times and then proceeds to tell me how amazing i am.
He burst into tears while I was blowing him. NEVER giving a bj for a graduation present again.
Calling a preemptive no homo on tonight's activities
Whiskey dick has taught us to be smart with our time.
Should I be concerned you put your last name in my phone as "danger"?
I have a strong contender for the new number 1 position for fwb. He met me at the door with pizza and a shot of patron
I'm officially no longer allowed to make any of my own decisions regarding alcohol, men, or the combination of both. Thats up to you now. Do me proud.
I was sending him tit pics while watching how to train your dragon 2. It was everything.
Did I let your boyfriend smear a banana into my face last night? Because I have pictures that are telling me I did....
I want to eat a stick of butter
Did your pain meds kick in?
It tastes nice
Um..... I have taste. The only thing I am going to bedazzle is my vagina.
Feels weird riding an elevator with my tongue in my own mouth.
hey, cheif big dick, where the fuck are my panties.
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