So I don't think its herpes anymore. Could be a sign of diabetes though. Is it bad that I consider getting diabetes 'dodging a bullet'?
Someone just uploaded pictures on facebook of you making out with random girls. I'm telling you because I'm assuming you don't remember anything, but the 236 pictures in the album should give you a good clue.
I definitely managed to work the word "aforementioned" into the conversation.. At least I'm an intelligent sexter.
i will pay you if you can come get me. he just suggested that we would have a hockey themed wedding.
Be honest with Daniel. He was a good rebound to you for nine months and he made it so you could be with the one you really love and care for now. Just tell him thanks and best of luck.
Dude Eric's high and buying everyone taquitos. How much room do we have in the freezer?
Currently in the bathroom stall of a gay bar in new haven giving myself an anti throw up pep talk
Apparently I've been blackout drunk doing abstract algebra on the floor
You are like a vicious sex animal persistently seeking prey
All of her cloths were on our coffee table this morning. The only things she left with last night were her shoes and Scott
I was mid-sentence and you stopped me and said, "Yeah.. for my vaginas sake, I'm gonna need you to stop talking right now."
Building a door into the garage so when I bring girls home my mom doesn't wake up.
Pathetic yet considerate
Being able to fart in my own house is like 90% of why I pay rent
Is using cherry lube as jam shameful or hilarious
He hit me with his bagpipe
Isnt that against the lesbian handbook?
Randomize
