after a month anything with tits is on the radar
He kept saying the best defense against a lion is to punch it in the throat.
using the left over highlighters from the blacklight party to study for finals. feeling the need to write insert penis here on my econ notes.
The online application for Mcdonald's said I could do incredible things there. Today I threw out shit filled underwear in the women's restroom and escorted a very drunk/high 42 year old man outside after he ordered a 5 dollar foot long and a bloody mary.
If I wanted to fuck someone, I'd go for John. I'm meeting Bryan cuz I wanna get to know him better. And eventually fuck him. But not this Tuesday.
I'm making tacos. Give me one good reason why we shouldn't be high while eating those tacos.
The amount of my urine my roommate has consumed after I found out he's been eating my food almost offsets how angry I am
Just walk straight and zig zag through cars tell you get to the road. That's where I am. Perpendicular to the doors do not make any turns
hes out at the street wearing a tophat and a monocole and carrying a cane and greeting every car that drives by
he just went across the street and into someones house and we could hear him inviting them over from the front porch
Know of anyone who would be interested in trading weed for meatballs?
fat people need to stop using the handicapped bathroom stall so I can have sex in it. it's common logic
I wonder how your parents would feel if the scarf they gave me for Christmas is mainly being used for a blindfold during sex...
You in for a dick vacation?
YES, even though I have no idea what that means
As my straight cousin I need you to answer a question. Are the Astros a baseball team, and if so, are they good? This is flirting related and time-sensitive.
I think my AA sponsor just booty called me.
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