what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
So I just opened the bag you gave me and those panties aren't mine...
oh
i just peed in a port a potty and wiped with my credit card statement. fuck yeah!
I mean, he's dancing back and forth between pathetically sad and massively fucking creepy.
a cabby told me that vodka is the coors light of liquor, and then gave me his number
Saturday dinner is funfetti cake and merlot. Singlehood has come to this.
Just did ten shots in 8.34 minutes........ Slowly getting over the loss
Single person behavior: I wanted a cookie but was too lazy to make or go buy any, so I let cookie dough ice cream melt and ate all the chunks. Pantsless.
I don't want a baby! I JUST WANT AN ORGASM THAT ISN'T SELF INFLICTED.
I don't think the TSA would be too happy. Who knows if three ounces of lube will be enough for us?
You live 7 mins away and I'm leaving in 10 mins. At this point sex before work is impossible.
Challenge accepted. Be naked in 6 mins.
Sigh. I'll find the right guy one day.
Prince charming is right around the corner and will be freaky as shit!
I want to see a guy holding a pizza and a bottle of scotch and a box of magnums. I'm a simple woman.
I think we should have a sex position advent calendar
I'm fine w planning around your penis prospecting. Saturday it is.
Randomize
