she came over and started getting naked and said its not like i came over to just hang out
youve hit the jackpot
So did the night end well for you?
I stole a traffic cone and drunk texted my sister because i couldn't think of any other girl to text
New favorite sorority...they made me pancakes in the morning and welcomed back the walk of shame girls with a round of applause
My vag wants to play a game of hungry hungry hippos with your cock.
or how I got to mom's but there is vomit on my shoes. I never thought i'd be recapping with her.
To this day, he introduces me as "the girl I met climbing trees at 3 A.M."
Pretty sure God shed a tear when I put 15 singles in the collection plate.
I want to apologize in advance for texting you a picture of my penis tonight.
he's hot he just has too much baggage, and has really fucking skinny ankles which freaks me out
you aren't having sex with his ankles, As long as knee caps and above are good, i'd go for it
Not as much as my roommate, who is in the middle of one of the pictures throwing a lawn chair at a cop car lol.
Dude you spoke to a girl about CRICKET. She MUST want sex
I'm content with our "friends with accidental benefits" situation.
do you ever look at a card in your wallet and reminisce about all of the drugs youve done with it?
On another note- any interest in going to a gay bar to hit on 19yr olds?
I complemented his smile, he sends me a dick pic. Seriously?
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