What should i be more turned off about... his massive collection of condoms or that he asked me to sign my name by number 68 on the list posted on his wall?
I think the two go hand in hand.
well you can't waste a boner
I was so drunk last night I wanted to download a Busta Rhymes album.
you have to choose: penises or morals?
but you don't have to sleep on top of four different cum stains because you'd rather buy a case of Franzia than spend $3.50 in the student laundry room
White grape blunt wraps are like the equivalent of a glass of wine in a tux.
God damn him and his understanding ways and little hip muscle things.
He told me my butthole was like "Narnia" and that it's a wonderful place he would like to visit.
I smoked out of two pipes at the same time while my friends wielded the lighters last night. It felt like I graduated to the next level of stoner.
So I just watched a seagul attack my boss and steal his food in the parking lot. Today might not be a bad day lmfao.
I don't suppose you have a recipe for a cocktail made of bitter resignation, regretting everything, poor life descisions and deep-seated self-loathing?
She'd probably like you more if you'd stop fucking her husband.
This bitch goes out driving during the nor'easter to get her ass eaten.. that’s dedication
Been using bowl smoking as a method of time for so long I don't know how long it actually takes to get to work
I saw some guy masturbating in the Burger King parking lot and I’m just fucking done
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