When I was her age, Pluto was still a planet... but i said what the hell
We had to leave the bar because you were trying to show the bartender your boobs for water.
Side note, we are 25 fighting over our sophmore year RAs Drunk facebook attention
I'm crying, drinking alone and applying for jobs tonight. I figure the alcohol will lower my job standards.
It's just my hair. It brings natural happiness. Like goldfish, big boobs, and milkshakes.
Now that there's no chance of him coming over to fuck anymore, I'm going to put up a one-person tent in my bedroom and live in it. My bed reminds me of him.
If you take a couple more shots you won't even know he's a mormon that drives a mini van.
are we fucking for lunch or am I using my vibrator ?
He carried around a bottle of jäger the whole night and when everyone thought the cops came, he started doing push ups in the middle of the floor cause he said it calmed him down.
I'm excited for you as you venture towards new drug experiences
We climaxed at the same time during ain't no mountain high enough. Does it get more cheesy or domestic for a non relationship?
He went down on me while I was on the phone with my grandma.
Dude this weed has me so paranoid.
Yeah tell me about it I just screamed after I coughed because my own cough scared me.
It was like a baby arm holding another baby arm holding an apple grove. Fuckin huge!
Wakes up in a cold sweat at 3am, 136 unread messages and the preview on the notification is "I JUST GOT TO THE INCEST PART"
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