she's just sitting in a corner ripping all of the filters off her menthols
You totally narrated your dogs thoughts for 2 and a half hours last night, and I was enthralled. I didn't say one word, I just listened.
After the sixth shot I started to slur my pauses.
I got her a Nickelback box set.
My brother brings gifts into my room to wrap them. It's a pizza cutter and a box of condoms..
coming from the girl bound and determined to pee in the snow
why would you restrict a girl of that
I'll have to explain it to you tonight when i call drunk. It will sound better
I did nothing besides stay sober all night, I walked home to find max naked knocking cups off the counter with his cock lol
He wants a "vagina fling" before he commits to dick for life. I'm gonna allow it.
Life seems so much brighter and more vibrant after you have sex with a 20 year old. It's like how Kansas was in black and white and Oz was in technicolor.
Also, I'm sat on the floor drinking cava because life is just not working for me tonight.
sorry for laughing and taking pictures while you were having an asthma attack on st. patricks day
this is the first time in over a year I had a pregnancy scare and actually would have known who the father was. I guess this is what adulthood feels like.
When you licked the fourth stranger's cheek the bar tender pretty much ordered us to get you out.
i told her we had a class about unicorns together. i'd say it was a good night
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