I seriously dont think i have ever ridden a horse sober.
3 girls crying in the bathroom at the bar. Its like a Christmas song
Chapter 6 - how to lose your underwear in chicago
It's either my own vomit or popcorn butter in my ear right now. Banking on the second one.
We made popcorn last night. So it's both
I made Mark strip for me and do a stripper dance. I put 2 dollars in his mouth
I walked in and all four of you were covering your heads under the blanket singing waterslides in unison.
I managed to make myself a bowl of apple jacks, took one bite and had to stop eating them because they were making my brain wiggle. How was your comedown?
I am slightly proud of the fact his mom turns on the dryer located behind the spare bedroom EVERY time we visit!
if i do community service solely to impress a guy, everyone wins, right?
except your soul
I wish everyone could suck his dick. It was an honor.
My heart says buy the granny panties, but my vagina says don't throw in the towel yet.
People trash cargo shorts, but I'm like, sorry I had room for beers and you didn't.
She told me the only rule was that I couldn't cum on her Batman blanket.
i need something from you. video yourself doing naked jumping jacks and send it to me. it will make me smile
Why is the floor coated in a 2 inch blanket of popcorn??
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