I'm 3 blocks south of you watching drag queens.
NEED BACKUP we are in the kitchen arguing about who would win in fight against lil Wayne and snoop dog
apparently i was offering everyone ambien and shouting, it's only like heath ledger if you want it to be!
Ok so serious question: if one wanted to say the plural of mongoose, would it be mongooses or mongeese?
fuck. did you have to draw it on me with a permanent marker
going to class early so i have time to go on the moonbounce. this is why i go to art school.
I skipped class, don't know why though bc all I did in the meantime was cook pancakes and watch infomercials..my life sucks
He just walked up to be, grabbed my boob and said 'i think they have shrunk' i have no idea who he was.
We're like Siamese twins, but joined at the genitals.
Oh shit. My drunken car sex is on Google Earth.
I did however clean up the cupcakes and vomit so I'm not that bad of a roommate
Some rando guy literally just put my shoes on and tied them for me because I'm drunk... Is this what it feels like to be a princess?
In bathroom. Hand in air with cell phone. Help.
long story short, the bouquet was used as a sacrificial torch
So Blakes coming home... so if youre like fingerbanging the shit out of yourself on the kitchen table...wrap it up
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