Your dick is once again the conversation topic.
I hope whoever gets these locks of love doesn't have a drug test anytime soon
You've ruined blow jobs for me. You were the motzart of sucking dick, where every other girl is like awkward elevator music
had to ask my 13 year old sister if she knew any dealers... she did. it's good to be home.
Stop. He threw up in front of Madison Square Garden security. Spit at the guys feet and grunted ughhh at him.
Our funnel is on top of our neighbors roof.
How many stacks you been grindin gangsta?
omg mom no
It's so blood brotha crip what be good
Buying her a drink is like giving a seagull a French fry, all you're gonna do is get annoyed and shit on
WTF DUDE?
Stay calm. I'm sure there's a heterosexual explanation for this
My mom just asked me if I can obtain a fake ID by thursday
I am going to go back to drinking and listneing to Hanson now. Maybe crying. Or perhaps Full House reruns
I am 5' 11" of pure, uncut Fuck Off right now.
dude it was our first time and her hair caught on fire from the candles on the nightstand
There is no way that actually happened!
the smell of burnt hair covered up the sweaty sex smell.
You've reached your one pic per night limit. To increase your limit, start conversations before 9 and submit your request for an additional pic before 10.
Tonight was a total waste of a shaved vagina
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