Wait. When you mean sick you mean a cold sick right ? not something else.
What are you doing?
High. Watching Billy Mays infomercials...
That guy could sell me cancer.
WHY DIDN'T ANYON E TELL ME SHE WAS SIXTEEN
you started whispering 'the itsy bitsy spider' while you were putting your hands up my shorts.
He just helps fat girls get exercise. One walk of shame at a time.
I am willing to take shots of vanilla extract. That's how this night has been.
He fell asleep and they duct taped him to the floor. He's pissed.
So recap time do u remember biting that girls hand?
I consider myself an expert at getting drunk and embarrassing people at weddings.
Go for it! You're young. Have fun. Be somebody's expensive hobby like Anastasia Steele.
She sneezed like 10 times, put her head down on the table and then laid down on their couch and fell asleep. In the middle of the dominoes game. I'll never understand why my dad continues to provide my mom wine.
Mom just told me I need to start having sex.
Update: day 5 and Scott has not left the apartment. Still smoking. Pizza roll supply dwindling.
I just delete my bank app from my phone to have enough storage to download tindr. Is this my life now?
Why are there 17 orders of shrimp lo mein in the bathtub?
Randomize
