i have a $600 bill for my ER visit in which they did nothing but suggest to me that i am an alcoholic.
he/she has shaved legs and makeup on. but a spare tire stomach, high socks with high heels...a wig and glasses. and still talked like a man. it was a nightmare scenario
As long as there aren't any pictures of me humping the penguin, we are good,
Well, I just watched him puke into his pitcher at the bar, I doubt he cares about anything other than the fact that he needs a new beer.
I forgot to tell you thank you for putting me out when I was on fire. im sure I'll laught about this someday...
found a hand written recpiet for 'one doe fawn' on an open crate in my living room need help to find it
where the hell would u of bought a deer
apparently it's a turnoff if you ask a guy why he thinks he needs to use magnums
Im walking to an ob gyn practice session right now. Literally have to get face first in a middleaged vagina in 10 min.
I mean i can't really be mad...either way i was gonna fuck him or hate fuck him, so it's basically a win/win situation.
SOS. HE HAS PASSED OUT AND IS LYING ON TOP OF ME. HE IS STILL INSIDE. HELP
HI MARY. THERE IS A RAINBOW AT OUR APARTMENT
Turns out the old man beside me in the waiting room was dead, but other then that it was a good day.
I can't believe I left out the part about him peeing on the side of Route 2 at 3 a.m. while wearing a dress.
Just make sure you put pants on
....then im not going
It's starting to get sad how I have this 'new beginning' feeling after every negative pregnancy test
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