I gave her the chance to be interesting and she failed. So then I gave her a chance to be slutty and she failed at that too.
Her vagina felt like a horse was eating an apple out of my hand..
I'm not ready for the Pike bikes to move back in to town it was wonderful seeing that sorority house empty all summer
... I'm KD
but i got with him after midnight so its technically 2 days
so im kinda of nervous about the whole bust inside event last night
You stayed up for three hours wasted, feeding my rabbit 2 1/2 boxes of girl scout cookies.
Left my card at the bar and had a drunk girl climb on the hood of my running car to scream at me.
I think she faked a seizure to get out of it ...
Not sure. He doesn't know where New York is on a map but he gives an incredible spanking.
Who cares about New York?
Pulled a muscle in my back masturbating. But still listed as probable.
I'm going as your incestuous sister. If thats not the perfect winglady I don't know what is.
You know how I said I hit my head so hard I saw two of him and tried to make out with both? Well, it turns out he has a twin.
I accidentally gave my prayer card to the bouncer. Clearly a cry for help #saveme
I need your opinion, is it ACTUALLY sweet that a booty call offered to walk me home with an umbrella because it was raining, or is that just low standards?
Is it wrong to want to have sex with one guy who's good in bed before going out on a date with a guy I actually like?
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