so i just googled the prescription for aldara i saw on your desk this morning...
So after THIS dui, I've decided to stop driving. Not drinking, just quit driving.
dude i feel like shit
well u did eat a lot of play-doh
I just saw a guy in the gym riding the bicycle while watching baseball and dipping.
I want a picture of impoverished children wearing Oregon national champions shirts.
Yes, I feel sorry for the tribe that gets those. They won't be able to hide from the lions.
there was a trail of blood coming out of one of the bathroom stalls. thought of you
She tried to ditch the cab before she payed but she forgot to grab her shoes and wake me up
We couldn't find him for like 4 hours. Turns out he was sitting under a tree and had thrown his phone in a lake because he couldn't figure out how to unlock it. Freshmen.
The air was thick with penises
Is it wrong that the only reason I'd want Savannah in my wedding party is to watch her whore around and drink?
I'm looking at some sugar baby profiles to get some insight on what we're up against.
I took so my adderall all I can do is lie on my floor and stare too hard at my hedgehog. He has 42 spines in the dark spot on his shoulder btw.
I'm drunk filing my taxes in a bar on a Monday afternoon in a Regular Show onesie. I think I'm starting to get the hang of this whole adult thing.
My prof handed me back my essay on Lesbians in literature, gave me an A and then we had sex in her office. Told you she was gay.
i ran into the Jo the housecleaner earlier this morning. i mentioned i had a little hangover and she asked what the occasion was.. i replied "Tuesday" without thinking. she judged the shit out of me.
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