Who keeps a bong in their car??
Kids who graduated high school two weeks ago.
this boner is exhausting
right before he busted, he moaned the british are coming.
only on the fourth of july.
Well my dea agent brother is visiting so I'm gonna get high and see if he notices
i have one question about last night
if this is about your fridge being filled with hotdogs, sour cream, and PB&J open-faced sandwiches, i can explain
just found out this city drinks more beer during oktoberfest than rhode island does in a year.. i'm never leaving
The only reason anyone found out he threw up is because everyone heard it sizzle the bonfire out.
I cant shower it involves moving...
Just lay there and turn the water on. At least rinse off the shame.
Considering how much money I just spent on slutty lingerie, it is totally appropriate for me to be plucking my nipple hair right now. Right?
Didn't want you to think it had been open season on my vagina since we broke up.
At least I remembered to wear a bra. I feel like that's a big accomplishment right now
At what part of the night did you guys leave?
After my hot tub cannonball.
Well, that's not my fault. I make decisions all the time when I'm drunk.
Does going to a local bar count as taking part in Small Business Saturday? Asking for a friend
Jello shots? I thought you weren't drinking tonight.
Im not drinking im slurping
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