You know its going to be a good homecoming when you beer bong a mimosa at 6am.
somehow I got talked into dressing up like a hot dog, spinning around ten times, and shooting lay ups in front of thousands of students
He's at the gym. He likes to get high and swim cause it makes him feel like a fish.
Literally just stood in the shower and forgot what to do. that hungover.
She made me cum so hard I couldn't hear for half an hour after
there's nothing like the elf drinking game to get me in the christmas spirit.
I've always wanted to pass out in a bathtub
I think most people do. Your only real mistake was turning the water on first.
you can't tell me it's over and send me pics of you and your cat?
It was insane. I was drunk for 11 consecutive hours. I woke up covered in almonds and there were footprints all over my shirt
I fell asleep masterbating while watching family guy... This is what happens when girl's night gets canceled
She's legally too young to drink and was making out with a guy who is ethically too old to drink.
2015 is the year I FINALLY ALMOST had enough dick to satisfy me.
Do normal couples celebrate occasions naked with Chicken McNuggets and BBQ sauce?
We were like one big happy Eskimo family.
His relationship is over as soon as he sees my boobs. I’m going to titty fuck my way into his heart
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