there's a guy here who looks like a hipster got a hold of obama and gave him a makeover.
ofcourse shes the first one pregnant. wasnt she the one who asked the middle school health teacher how many calories are in sperm?
my brother wants to know why there are wet balloons in his bed and i think you forgot to throw the condoms away but im too hungover to check if thats what hes talking about
I can do anything tonight that doesnt involve an erection.
found a ham sandwich in the elevator it tasted so hungry and it was still fresh. dont be mad at me. you know you love ham.
at one point he was caressing me in the kitchen asking me my name over and over again and then asking what my favorite continent was
HE'S turngign 18teen real soon.k
Maybe. This hangover is made of nightmares and that thing from the Alien movies.
Urgent. Do not ignore. What does this "=$" shit mean. Quality foreign dick is at stake here
it will be just like last year but no clogged toilets and more costumes.
I found where he bartends and I guarantee you that in approximately nine months from this Friday, you will have a niece
Would you paint my ceiling for oral sex?
I love her so much I can forgive her for wearing crocs
This is why you have to watch more Zombie movies- to prepare for End Times...
I'm hungover and eating lunch at an elementary school. The children are barking. Litrealy barking, like dogs.
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