I wish I could google chicago male strippers on my work computer but I don't feel like talking to HR today
Needless to say Beer Gardens severly frowns upon playing flip cups with real glasses.
The more I throw up, the more I am remembering exactly what I drank last night...in order.
They are making fun of natty and blackberries.
Tell them they are ugly.
How did you get the entire couch up on it's side and into the bathroom?
My mouth holds just enough water for my bong
btw, do you remember scaling that porch last night?
I'm making you a bingo card for hookups of the school year 2011-12 so you can make even worse life decisions next year
she gave me head while i watched the '98 Rose Bowl on espn classic. Ryan Leaf really was a huge bust
I threw up in a pringles can. how do you think my night went.
I'm currently sitting at your kitchen table eating chicken nuggets that I dug out of the trash and thinking about how much I need to get laid.
Like every two minutes he would pull out and whipser "don't you do it, you bastard" while looking at his penis. His new name in my phone is 'penis whisperer'
we were waffle house and a lady told me her imaginary friend was sitting in the chair next to her. i don't feel so trashy now.
I just remembered something from last night. check your closet.
We just started our own DARE program: Drugs are really enjoyable.
Randomize
