Lost. The hour! Funtime!!!!
He quoted an N'sync song to confess his attraction to me. Needless to say, I had sex with him.
probably shouldnt have written that paper while wasted, its starts with once upon a time
i tried to stop you but you kept shouting "two birds with one stone!"
how did he go about obtaining bull sperm?
That's because you're a slut. A slut fucking a fence.
After he convinced me that my friend had died and come back to life, I decided I was having sex with him that night, and that I should lay off the drugs for a while.
Dude if our hands were ladels we could work at a soup kitchen
That would be so convenient
I just gagged from thinking about the amount of tequila we will be drinking. DRUNK TUESDAYS
I hope you get some kind or rare disease that makes your dick ties itself in a knot for fucking her you lucky bastard.
He fell into the beer pong table and broke it. Then he threatened to throw the toliet at us if we didn't let him keep playing
Yeah we invited her back for chicken nugget sandwiches
girl pulled up to the stop sign, got out, threw up all over my hood said happy thanksgiving then drove off
I got her number but I don't think I'll be able to smash, I was pretending to be British AND I forgot her name
It’s just hard to believe you really care about me when u haven’t touched my dick in 2 months
Guy just rode past on a lowrider bike smoking a blunt, I want his life
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