This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
i just renamed my vag "the sorting hat"
During sex she told me I could do anything I wanted to her. You remember that toy lightsaber we bought at Wal Mart?
It was worse than when we pepper-sprayed my dick. I feel mislead.
she just made some guy spank her... then made some chick take a running start and spank her.
On a side note I think I burnt my eyebrow when we "teter-totered" into the fire
Did you get my bra back of the bartender?
I seriously think we need to revision your idea of 'keeping a low profile'
I have a new philosophy. Fuck wearing bras, it's summertime.
I just want to know how she convinced 6 sober ROTC guys to have an ab contest on a street corner at 2 in the morning.
Don't worry, the house smells like waffles more than sex
I spent half an hours grinding with a drunk Harry Potter cosplayer at the con rave. Pretty sure I felt his wand.
He said he loves me but he haven't eaten me out yet. So I don't think he means it.
Oh god establish a safe word
I'm going to! Pineapple.
Also your Swedish friend who's name I don't remember is really good in bed.
*Norwegian
She flirted with a pilot and a frat boy at the airport in Vegas and told our bartender his mask matched her panties so yeah I’d say she’s rebounding from the divorce
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