idea:have a jello shot stand(opposed to lemonade stand) to raise money for spring break
Used tampon in my purse. That from you?
Signed everyone in my dorm up for free samples of astroglyde. Took me an hour. Happy new years!!!!!
I don't drink during the week.... well, except for Bailey's Tuesdays, which I have to start implementing further.
now you know why we've never bought a 12 pack of king cobras before.
I'm blazed about to take my 8am final. Another girl is too. We just looked each other in the eyes. She's my soul sister.
BTW waking up to a picture of you taking a shot of what I can only assume was shitty lukewarm liquor out of a blow up dolls butt made my day
Telling someone to make good decisions on a Thursday is like telling Santa to be Jewish.
Idk my boobs are big but i dont think theyre hide a flask in them big..
For starters i called the cops on myself for trying to destroy the ladys decorations
I'm definitely single now but she stole my mailbox
My aunt asked how many piercings I had and my mom said seven and I said nine and that's how my family found out I had my nipples pierced.
That's crazy. Wow that lady must be fucked up
Yeah I hope she's okay.
I'm still going to fuck her husband but I do hope she's okay.
I don't care. It's wine Wednesday get your gameface on.
Is it acceptable to bring pot to a funeral or am I going to have to do this shit sober?
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