can you blame him?
i blame him for everything, HE GOT ME PREGNANT
the third sister isn't as attractive as the other two but I will do her anyway to finally pull off the fabled family hat trick.
biggest mistake ever: halloween 2009
i woke up to find out i googled the Twilight Eclipse trailer. so either drunk me doesn't know that i'm straight, or sober me doesn't know that i'm gay
i don't think my dad can get all that mad since he got arrested for almost exactly the same thing last weekend
he has the hands of the vagina gods.
I think I'm going to make a pina klonopin before class.
Monday is now my bitch. I just did 20 naked push ups on the bar for $20
dude, you declined head because you wanted to tell her about how you put cinnamon in your weed. also, we're low on Chef Boyardee
He either works for the Irish Mob or I'm being Catfished
your penis is a great and majestic leader among the penises.
I'm laughing at the fact that I'm at Target right now buying vitamins and alcohol.
he told me he wanted me to go see his cat. apparently i was more interested in playing with his cat then having sex.
It’s a hundred kinds of wrong to do Jell-O shots at home alone. Right?
I support drinking alone. But Jell-O shots. That’s a game changer.
hey sweets how's ur crotch today?
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