I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
i love waking up at 5am with an imprint of a toilet seat on my chest
He told me he loved me mid lick. Anyone that can look at me from that angle, lick my vagina, and say they love me must absolutely mean it
I'm hungover as fuck. My vagina hurts. I locked my keys in my car. It's about 93* outside. We're having sex in the pool when I get home
So much beer in the passenger seat the seatbelt light is blinking
Slept in my car last night. It snowed. I peed on the street. Hello 29...
Hurry there's four guys dressed up as a bachelorette party, one has a condom veil and the rest are selling candy bouquets and asking if anyone wants to get laid for $5
Halfway through she said I was exactly like she imagined. So many things have been stroked this night.
Head-banging is a very stupid way to injur yourself. But this opinion is also coming from somebody who can't walk right because they cut their asshole shaving last night, so it probably has little to no merit.
Successful first night. Lost my phone. Front desk found it. Earthquake in wine country. Didn't feel it.
I AM EATING BACON AND CHEESE. FUCK THE BULLSHIT.
I want an apology pizza with SORRY IM A DOUCHE spelled out on it in pepperoni
He's got the good dick trifecta - flip phone, works outside, bed with no headboard.
i had to call the bar to ask if they found my bowling ball. That good of a night
Currently eating a pop tart in my underwear waiting for the washer. Not one of my prouder moments.
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