You know it's time to leave Spain when you are back and forth between Skype and a Spanish dictionary trying to figure out out to say "I can still smell you on my skin."
Currently in a meeting. i am playing the not throw up game. god i hope i dont lose.
i'm thankful for my girlfriend's hot cousins....god, i love her family parties.
then she stuck her tongue in my ass
I thought we were talking about reason you aren't going to marry her?
My Grampa even called her out for being a cock block at the bar...it was that serious
I tried to put the left over margartia in a box for you but they wouldn't let me
What's life without a lamp shade you wore home?
You'd be surprised how many calories hedonism burns.
We were walking up the stairs and I asked Dominick what floor the party was on. The cop who had just tried breaking it up was walking down the stairs, drinking a slurpee, and answered, "Third floor."
I am debating about my sub. I am not quite sure I can be the dom he needs.
How did you tell her we met?
I told her that we met at the sex shop down the street, I thought it would be the most reasonable explanation.
i just used a selfie stick to take an ass pic. i hate myself.
Your youporn search history says otherwise.
Shhh embrace your inner whore. Just embrace it.
His butt is perfect. Like a twelve on a scale of one to ten. No idea about his personality or anything but that ass... I'm keeping him.
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