so i had a choice between studying for my physics test on fluid dynamics or spend the night with my girlfriend. hello doubletasking.
do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
five shots of tequila, anal and 3 cigarettes. not my best idea on a saturday afternoon.
I am at a bar watching a rat tail get braided.
I love you. And by the way. I found out a way for you to train your gag reflex. Elliot taught us in math.
I made weed fried chicken. What have you done today?
Please never let me the drunk fat dancer in the bus girl
I wonder if a fish could survive in vodka
I could
Let's get weird.
It's 10 am...
I'm assuming that means you're not busy...
I just sat in the bathtub with the shower running so I could eat the whole box of mega stuffed Oreos. What am I doing with my life
Noo.... Like in the attic of a crack house with nitrous and fat chicks weird....
god, I have more takeout restaurants in my contacts than friends
I tried to suck your dick underwater and almost drowned
Just come home. We will have sex and Taco Bell. I'm feeling wild, I put on temporary tattoos.
I knew the bike rally would be fun when I saw "male pole dancing" on the schedule
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