U r making out with a 12 year old get ur shit together
have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
Sometimes i wish my penis was detachable that way i could take it off sometimes so i wouldnt get into these situations
If I knew losing weight would mean this many fucking creepers I would've just stayed fat.
Spotted: woman loading franzia into a toddler-sized shopping cart for her child to push. Beautiful.
Come down here. We are watching people walk through the paper we taped in front of the elevator.
How is it that you get into at least one taco related fight a year?
Synchronized big wheels back flips off the second floor roof. Good idea or great idea?
If he tries to stick his thumb up my butt again im going to rip his dick off with my vagina
I told you those kegels would come in handy one day
If I had cancer, and got to make a wish, id make the organization force your dad to fuck me.
This guy keeps going off in the metal detector. When is it appropriate for me to punch him in the throat just in case?
We found Mulan.
I thought you were in bed what the hell
I'm eating a bagel on the toilet and watching porn. Trust me, I've got my priorities straight.
I'm doing my drinking workout. 20 pushups for each beer I finish. I should write a fucking book
I'm hearing voices and sirens. I'm scared. I heard a manatee out there.
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