she's not even a shacker, she never made it inside. she's just a porch girl
It's like being the dunk pilot of a plane full of pornstars and drunkenness.
I think I slept in the cheesecake last night. Either that or I had a wet dream. Whatever happened I need to wash my pants.
Well, it's either jungle juice or memory of the night... It's unfortunate I can't have both
I needed a test subject that didn't know any of my friends so that if i screwed up no one would really know or spread rumours about how it was the worst bj ever
I woke up with a black eye, bruised knuckles, wearing women's clothing, in a house I did not recognize, next to a solid 9. Thank you for making 21 special.
I feel like i just got chewed up and shit out by a ukranian midget
You got called a pussy at a party with a slow cooker, you can't let that shit slide
I mean it was fine and all but I just don't understand why a man would need all that Simon Cowell paraphanelia
Being drunk with magicians is fucking mind blowing. This Asian guy just made a platypus appear and disappear. This is not a drill.
Question for you. Do you want to go out somewhere or do you want to have sloppy joes at my house? That's not a euphemism for anything; I actually have stuff to make sloppy joes
I felt like I was having sex with Joffrey from Game of Thrones. Needless to say how bad it was
Any idea why my ass cheeks are bruised again?
The fact that theyre bruised AGAIN means you're not adult enough to know why.
The Lion King Is on YouTube
Until 2 minutes ago I actually had a chance to pass my midterms... thanks alot
It was a "have 911 on speed dial" kinda night
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