i don't like sucking hair
Thanks for the three minutes of sex tonight.
You're boyfriend is farting in his sleep. The last one sounded like a threat.
I'm the only kid serving jury duty. And I'm the only one who may walk out of here in handcuffs for a warrant. I'm enabling these people to doubt America's youth once again.
The Swedes wanted a tensome.
one of the service guys here said i licked ranch off your face lastnight
i'm gonna start fucking more girls with asthma. help feed my ego.
slut bingo starts in ten minutes ...
She is just sitting by the bathroom like a little puppy waiting for a knight in shining armor to take her in there to fuck her. New low?
Here is your half hour reminder. Meet you at emergency room.
Some guy just ordered at Cosmo and 2 screwdrivers in the sky club at 8:30 am. I'm starting to feel a lot better about my alcoholism
I have no idea why my husband is mad that I came home at 4 am & all I want to do is eat spaghettios. It's not fucking spaghettios fault.
I need a fuck buddy with more available hours
My Mormon mother just found a butt-plug in our AirBnB closet.
How much beer/TP for a BJ? Trying to set my new rates.
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