hanging on that rope, lady gaga looks exactly like a used tampon
all i know is that if they can hide that much blood in her outfit, they definitely could have hid a penis
she went to type in rate my professors and rate my pussy came up in my recent searches. needless to say, i will likely be masturbating to the aforementioned site tonight.
while cleaning my room, i've found many wonderful things. one of these is the card you gave me for my eighteenth birthday. it's a christmas card that says "i want to stick it in your sponger"
as soon as his mom opened the door to let me in the house she asked if i would like a shot
it's gonna be a great weekend
If by any chance I go to the hospital make sure you stuff a pint in my pockets so I can keep up.
If he really loved his girlfriend then he'd wear a condom when he fucks me.
honestly i just want a cigarette and someone to go down on me... are you interested in helping with either of those
I still have beer shits from last weekend. Dying from dysentary is a real threat at this point.
IF IT WALKS LIKE A MANWHORE AND QUACKS LIKE A MANWHORE, HE PROBABLY HAS VD.
I have work in an hour and I'm having trouble with concepts such as 'staying upright' and 'staying conscious'. Tie me to your wrist next time we go out drinking,
We put you in the box and you started to cry, that's how high you were.
Being drunk at Chick-fil-A is a dystopian experience
He wanted to take me to breakfast in the morning. He told me he respects me after I said no. I told him to respect me at a distance.
IDK if she's gay or not, but there is something about the way she looks at me that says "do dirty dirty things to me." I have no choice but to oblige.
Trust me, I’ve got a sixth sense about dicks that tells me if a guy knows how to fuck and it’s tingling. You need to prove me right!
I’m not going to bang him just to confirm your Dickth Sense
The Dickth Sense!!! I love it! It’ll be our first porno!
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