I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
why was he too nerdy?
he was a tetris block for halloween
youre talking to a girl on facebook chat right now and im sitting behind her in class lol. creepy?
my mom is pro-life. I dare you to fuck me.
I'm not considering your visit a success until we've fucked every cock in the ethnic rainbow...between the four of us we should have it done by x-mas
Two drag queens are fighting over me. And yet the night is still getting weirder
It's like sexual waterboarding. You gave me sex so good I'm comparing it to torture. Jesus.
That guy was drunk and couldn't get it up so he just tried to scissor me.
The shrooms have turned on carrie. Change of plans. We're getting stoned and finding bacon.
I met her parents last night. Her dad smelled like weed and kept yelling "I HAVE ALLERGIES AHHH MY EYES ARE BURNING!" During dinner It had to be good weed he didn't even know he was yelling.
Woke up with a grilled cheese in my hand, it was like god giving me a high five for the night before
You'd be proud...I've an early morning wake up booty call...he should be here around 6am ish...I told him to wake me nicely.
Change the sheets & put your dick in the dishwasher. I'll see you in an hour.
This whole thing is fucking bullshit. I should be wasting all my hard-earned money at Planet Con this weekend but NOOOOOOOOO. Now I'll never get Roy Thomas to sign my comic
You can help me! We'll make an occasion of it. Have some rum, make some smores, condemn the email system to the pits of hell...
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