That's not ass to mouth..... That a rim job!! Are you telling me she licked your asshole?!
Ohh the wonderful, yet disgusting things she can do with her hair
i opened her purse and found 4 bottles of vodka tampons and an unopened box of birth control...
First date: that requires underwear, huh?
I just found blacked-out interviews on my voice recorder. Go journalism.
im not going to any frat parties next semester. for once i want them to think its actually hard to get in my vagina
Being thankful with your family is one thing. Being thankful with your friends while getting drunk and smoking bowls while eating leftovers, priceless.
She's too awesome to dump: she gives me great blow jobs and free Popeyes. You just don't burn a bridge like that.
Well, I currently have zero fuckboys and my vibrator just broke. A fresh start to May.
*6am blends another margarita* *615am blends straight tequila*
It's the kinda thing that makes you wanna buy a rainbow flag and fight republicans and kiss girls
Swiping left on your brother's Tinder account is possibly the worst way to learn he broke up with his girlfriend.
The next time you invite me out to a bar full of cougars warn me first. I never felt like a piece of meat before.
I'm going to use this quarantine time to improve my blowjob skills.
Is there a way to use porn to inspire him to have dirty thoughts? Like the movie Inception except with more lube and orgams?
Randomize
