its easy. just sleep with a bunch of guys until one falls in love
i knew she was desperate at the point in which she started showing me her naked pics on her phone
Listen, what he fails to understand is that the Olive Garden does not equal pussy.
tell that swedish kid i didnt take his shotgun. he GAVE it to me.
Just had a guy dressed only in a towel ask me for a cig, hug me and kiss me then proceeded to pee of the balcony while still talking to me and callin me baby
yo btw licking skeptical coke off table right now
In other news, I apparently ate my retainers while rolling last night.
Sorry bud. Having a shitty day because the GF broke up with my wife and I. We really liked her too
I took did three shots of fireball and did and handstand. When I stood up some busty slut lead me my the hand down the hall into her dorm room.
But I'm sure your having and "a monumentally better time" repeating the 12th grade
By talk him into it I assume you mean blow him into it.
What's more sad than going to Target to buy Plan B and the new Sam Smith album?
I was on etsy and I'm like those boobs look way too familiar
For an hr, you were convinced you no longer had a right arm so you played Super Mario Bros with just your left hand vs Beth. You won btw, mite b why she refused to wear the unicorn head
I RAN OVER A NUN! I RAN OVER A FUCKING NUN! GOD WILL NEVER FORGIVE ME FOR MY SINS NOW!!!
if you go to jail tonight, call call me. i wanna get out of work
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