is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
You need to stop texting me at SEVEN in the morning. It wakes my one night stands up and makes for the awkward talk way too early.
A stripper just got mad at me for saying goddammit. She's in no position to lecture me on morality
I keep waking up with the nagging feeling I gave him half a hand job through his shorts.
He said I did a backflip off the thing on the doorframe and busted my ass. I'd give anything to remember
I just spent the last ten minutes making a timeline of my sex life. 2010 and 2011 I am calling "I can't believe Im still clean" years.
there is a dorito bag in my car full of my mouth blood
Also, upon examining the photos, I have concluded that you were the sloppiest drunk girl of the night. And that's saying something considering Hurricane Jessica was in town.
Fuck edible panties there is a dress made out of bacon
If a cougar buys you pizza and wants to show you her newly-won house, you have sex with her. It's the law. Just being all the man I can be dude
she is like a cock bee. instead of going from flower to flower she goes from cock to cock
we had a "who's sex playlist is better?" fight.....
Those boxers don't belong to me anymore. They belong to the desert surrounding Phoenix.
I threw up in a wendys bag in her car. when i went to throw it out the window it exploded all over me. No I don't think there will be a second date.
Update: tequila girl had her hand down groomsmen pants
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