brad dismisses pussy with prejudice
So is chris hansen cool in person? Or is it just awkward while you wait for the cops?
the bar tender told me i could keep an air matress in the backroom.
I bet. I bought a surfboard and a kite and filled my camelback with vodka-tonics. Let's do this
we're like Indians of the 21st century. trading not for food and survival but personal gain and by trouble you mean getting daytime drunk and going to the roller ring then yes.
I told my mom about how you got white girl wasted and sobbed about Whitney Houston. She sends her condolences.
tell her thanks so much
THE CONDOM ONLY COVERS HALF OF HIS DICK I AM IN THE BATHROOM PANICKING
You used up your allotted blow job minutes for the month of April last night anyways
You straddled the banister and fell down the stairs, then proceeded to crawl back up them, I think you need to lay down
Id fuck him but only at his house and he had to stay im bed till i left. He only works upper body. It just creeps me out how tiny his legs are
We had sex on a lawn chair while fireworks were going off last night. It was unavoidable that I got mosquito bites all over my ass
A man just squeezed past me in a tight space and said, "Excuse us."
I woke up with chocolate melted between my tits. I'd say that's a win for all parties involved.
I don't know where I'm at. But I'm pretty sure what I'm looking at is a small bear.
Just fucked my ex's brother. It is clear I dated the wrong one. Is it wrong for me to continue to fuck this one?
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