just saw Chris Hanson on the street. looked immediately around for video cameras. why is that my immediate reaction?
Rub youre cunt and tell me you love me.
Your incorrect use of you're doesn't arouse me in the slightest.
but what if he tries to talk dirty to me with the lisp?
i decided to cut a 3rd hole in to my snuggie so i could masturbate all the time.. all time low? or genius?
He had a seizure when i was giving him head. for a second i was thinking i was doing a spectacular job
What can I say, we hook up during the holidays.. We're a seasonal couple
Jerry just sent me this: IOR GHIT ALL THE BUTTIB. Go get him. Now.
speaking of graduation plans, i'm blacked out eating sausage
Because if the best sex I've ever had was with a gay guy, then God help me.
It's like an R Kelly music video in here. Only a matter of time before someone pisses on someone
You're dating a nurse! That's smart, you never know when you'll have a medical emergency. Probably liver failure.
How do we have all these hot friends who we never do body shots off of
Watching Supernatural does more for me sexually than the physical encounters with 90% of the men in my life.
I thought I'd never say this, but if I had to choose between these cookies and sex, it would be these cookies
That 2-CB was ass.
You mean the asprin cut with pez?
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