Black thong, sheer white shorts not a professional look. This chick has no idea what sunlight makes her outfit look like.
I just puked in the walgreens aisle buying gatorade and advil for my hangover... i guess i failed
just jacked off with my ROTC uniform on. boy i feel like an american.
My boobs are too big for things to be going this downhill in my life.
No need to clean the puke on the driveway. The squirrel is eating it up.
Oh shit. The kids are pole dancing on a broom. It's like I'm seeing my future offspring before my eyes.
& he told me 'I don't think ur a big slut-just kind of an average slut'
HE THINKS THATS A COMPLIMENT!!!!!
He burst into tears while I was blowing him. NEVER giving a bj for a graduation present again.
She wants to practice her harmonica skills on my penis
Why do you think it's a no-pants party?
Invite says "dress to impress". Her fault for leaving it open to interpretation.
The only thing I regret was that he was wearing a scarf when we made out.
Was that you I seen riding on the top of a cab? Way to start the new year
I feel like your dick pick is everywhere. Never have I needed to be so careful when posting pictures.
My parents worry about me having parties when they go on vacation. Umm no it just means I'm drinking and smoking alone on the first floor of the house instead of the second
Hashtag Pathetic
can we drink soon
I'm not sure who this is but I'm free tomorrow night
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