Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
I just told someone i was in "addition and subtraction 160".......and they believed me.
hey everyone... booty call? my house tonight. bring friends to fuck my friends.
How do I tell my mom that she just went to the gym with my water bottle filled with vodka...
it will be an insanely irresponsible summer.the only things i plan on not doing are dying and getting pregnant.and even those are negotiable
don't forget friday is see who can get the most free drinks at the gay bar contest. winner gets $50
I totally just friend requested the girl I met in jail last night so that I could give her back the sunglasses she lent me upon our release. See, I'm not a total delinquent.
Why do they give me cups on $8 pitcher night? I HAVE A PITCHER.
and then we all passionately sang "what if god was one of us" until everyone passed out in the grass
Bad things happen to those who bang their lab partner at the beginning of the semester.
You chucked an empty vodka bottle against the wall and yelled "Everyone calm the fuck down, it's just the cops." After 10 seconds of silence I looked over and saw you pissing their fountain.
New guy at the liquor store was inexplicably fascinated by our huge jug of williams. First he said what are you gonna mix THAT with? and looked confused when I said air.
It has now been 10 days since we last saw Sebastians penis
You're telling that to the kid drinking Jack in nothing but a graduation cap
Right?? Give me some apple scented candles and I'm a fall wet dream
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