Thong +tight pants =hungry butt. Not a good look on big women! Walmart sucks.
I miss him.. What the hell did I get myself in to? I guess it will get better with time.
No. Just liquor. Time's no good.
We did nothing beneficial to ourselves, or our country last night.
you said you wanted to feel how much my penis weighed for educational purposes
He made me leave when I challenged "all you bitches" to a game of strip taboo.
Apparently I'm at the point in my life where I can wake up with a dick in my face and then go back to sleep
If it snows I'm just gonna sit at my house in my costume and drink beer by myself all night.
I whipped my shit out and she just stared at it with a mean face. It was like a face off in a heavyweight boxing fight.
Just saw a dude take a shot in the parking lot in his car. Too early in the semester for that
Well I either feel like the fat girl or very accomplished because his bed is now broken in three places
I just started the bonfire using a tampon. Who knew they could have multiple uses?
Some dude peed on tonys floor because drunkness
They offered him a bucket as he was peeing and he was like "Nah, I'm good"
Successfully defrauded the county government. What have you done today?
Had sex on your trumpet just an fyi.
Aww you are cute. With your penis. And failures.
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