she's just sitting in a corner ripping all of the filters off her menthols
A relator touring our house this week saw the picture in our bathroom of steven passed out, yellow faced, with BALLS on his forehead, and had to ask "if that kid was alive or dead".
I think the puke all over the side of my car actually improves its appearance.
They have an open bar at this baby shower. I was born to be Cuban.
You'd think if the campus holds 28,000 undergrad I wouldn't run into three people I've hooked up with in one day
Also we saw a clown getting arrested. Rochester is weird.
So I'm thinking about sending him some "sorry I almost peed on your computer" cookies. Thoughts?
I'm allowing myself one mistake a year. He gets to be 2012.
nothing like going to the bathroom, running into the wall, thinking its a person and saying"its ok i just had the 4 beers" even the wall knew i was lying
Know what was probably a bad idea? Using white wine as a mixer for vodka.
after the fucking you spent twenty minutes vomiting naked and shaking your dick at my roommates. luckily, i don't remember that, or i'd have to be really insulted.
I just got breakfast in bed and he went down on me. And you though he was a bad idea. Shame
So you told me to remind you that you vomited 3 times in the street because you would forget so here is your reminder
They gave me 4 meds at the health center and said not to take alcohol with any of them. Guess ill wait until tomorrow to feel better.
Oh btw, ur tongue should count as a second cock it's that good
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