i think you shook his penis after he was done peeing.
Whenever I miss you I just turn on Tool Academy
he was CRYING into my vagina
And then the cop told me my court date was on 4/20. I said come onn u really gunna do me like that
Just put a picture of dead dolphins on her wall...told her the oil spill was her fault.
Fuck him. I'll set him on fire for you. Then we'll see how good of a firefighter he is.
Going stoned out of mind to my sociology exam because it's really just a pizza party. I love community college.
Ps there is nothing more humbling in the world than havin to watch cheaper by the dozen on the waiting room tv while getting the morning after pill at the drs. Nothing
Next Halloween I want us to dress up as jockeys, get drunk, and ride a carousel all night until we throw up or declare a winner
Him naked in my bed with a bottle of vodka in one hand, a pipe in the other, and a rose in his mouth.
Nothing will stop me from making the title of my paper "The Great Political Cock Block." Absolutely nothing.
He kept kissing me on the cheek when I was pretending to sleep while he cried
I'm so sexually frustrated I feel like I'm going to kill my turtle
hahahaha classic. this is why you are going to a college with a hospital right next to it
just walked passed a black light...apparently he DID cum.
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