I heard you threw up in your lap?
I heard that too.
I have had it with that bitchy sack of crazy. Iam done!
rubbing her clit was like playing thumb war
I would say I am sorry for punching you last night, but I found the pictures you took on my camera and it all came rushing back.
Was it high me or sober me who put those Jolly Rancher sticks in the freezer? I'd be soooo impressed if it was high me.
pain. pain everywhere. this is why throwing yourself at concrete is a bad idea.
Every time he asks me if I'm horny I'm just like come on...stupid question
If I just skip sleeping, does hangover still happen? Gonna try it. Will report back. StTAND BY
When i said i was brazilian i swear to god he started to tear up
She said "I feel like I haven't reached my full potential" and I couldn't figure if she meant in life or with the weed..
I had a dream that I got you so wet that you flooded my apartment
I told him I had the birth control implant in my arm and he looked me in the eyes, said "Science!" and came in me
He started planning our future mid-hookup. You tell me how my night was.
And our sex soundtracks thus far have been metal and Star Wars
Am I the only one who finds it completely appropriate to pre-game our Brazilians?
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