When I asked if she spit or swallow she replied "I never learned how to spit"
Well his aunt was in the next room so we had to be quiet. I felt like i was on an episode of silent library.
her bridesmaids come in huge, huger, wtf, and free willy. all their gown are strapless. its like watching the Hindenburg waddle down the isle.
after watching ten minutes of "the decision," I conclude that King Lebron has more influence on America than Barak Obama. I love our countries values.
Btw, just wanna point out that you've hooked up with two guys whose birthdays are today. Congratulations, you have a type!
I just came so hard there were tears. Actual tears.
The leasing office is hiring, so I gave them my resume and class schedule. I doubt they'll call me considering last summer at their "exotic animal" pool party I marched in with a funnel and demanded the employees chug. I doubt they've forgotten.
I just farted and its sounded like it was disappointed in me.
I've got the dick your vagina needs, but not the one it deserves right now.
These kids are nice. Shrooms make everything so nice.
I don't think a gay three way is the best way to confirm your sexuality.
It's no longer hooking up, we have definitely graduated to Sport Fucking....
Does your body have a liquid mass index? does that make sense? I think I drank it in Long islands.. Kill me now..
Come on kid, foreplay is elementary stuff. It's a vagina, not a sphinx.
Please don't finger me like a jackhammer. I'm a woman not a construction site.
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