I'm gunna smoke cigs today. I feel like I'm in that powerful and gritty mood which requires them
I'm at the airport and there's a guy wearing all camoflash to go hunting .. Should I bump in to him and say woahh sorry didn't see you there?
I mean we havent seen each other since december and then bam its cinco de mayo and were having sex under a life guard tower taking tequila shots between each position. no big deal
He was going nice and slow, then he yelled " BOONNEESTOORRMM!!!!!". I can't walk straight.
I am not old enough to be running into past fucks at the bank. This is at least a twenty five year old milestone.
Not rlly sure. Might just drink and sleep. Gotta wake up for my last rabies shot lol
my mom went out and bought me new sheets and redecorated my room. its like she's more excited for me to get laid tomorrow for the first time in two months than I am.
I took in his dog. My exboyfriend still calls me for 2 things, blow jobs and animal rescue. I need to end this cycle
Whatever the emoticon is for "balls deep". That.
my human sexuality class is the only class where the porn i watch the night before is relevant to the discussion the next day
Probably gonna run and pray I throw up. Then go get a coffee/bagel & continue to rally
Can someone please remind me later tonight that there's a taco in my purse. I may get drunk and forget I put it there
I hate when I'm sexting and I make a typo.
You just killed the sext mood.
I honestly think sometimes all you need is a $2 alcoholic punch poured from a jug into a big glass to feel better. I guess abblebees is my new problematic fav
That confirms what we've all known all along. I'm a bad gay. I have no fashion sense.
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