The night ended with a lot of tears and everyone singing along to Willenium
you thought your balls were fighting each other...
i'm sitting in class and looking at who would die if all the fans suddenly fell from the ceiling. i guess i have next year to pass history..
I wiped my mouth this morning with a pine tree branch after I threw up on the side of the road. Tis the season
His best friend's cat died so we had a drunken burial ceremony on the side of his condo at 2am and I'm pretty sure if anyone gets ahold of the video feed from Martini Monday we're all fired.
If you're wearing dry underwear your day is already better than mine.
I'm making him come over again tonight. I don't know how long this thing will last so I want to spend as much time with his dick as possible.
Are we in any of the areas with tornados?
Dude, i don't even have pants on yet, it's too early to think about tornadoes.
Seriously you've eaten pizza pockets for every meal for the past 4 days
Well to be fair I wasn't alive for breakfast 2 out of 4 days
I'm keeping track of how many times I've said "Shhh, act like you're not naked." in my life. So far, 3 times.
You passed out and I didn't draw a penis on your face. Sister of the year.
He wants to pour butter pecan flavored coffee creamer on me and lick it off. I'm like, dude, gross. French Vanilla ok? Ugh.
All I remember is pissing by the garage and the next thing I know I'm on fire
All I need is to get out and get laid
Yeah mom sounds like a good idea! Now send that message to the person it was ment for
Well, he was practically tripping over his dick to get to me so I'd say my new dress was successful
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