But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
How do you feel about the band name "O'labia Newton John"??
Can we reminisce? I held a mans penis while he peed. This is the craziest night I've ever had.
Just got a script for 120 vicodin with 6 refills. I feel like michael jackson.
I could make treat bags
she is the kim kardashian of front butts
i've noticed that whenever i have to ask myself "would i be doing this if i was sober?" the answer is probably no.
i just ate a whole pizza and threw it back up in the time span of 13 minutes. give me the number to guiness book of world records.
I'm sitting next to some random guy in a gorilla suit drinking out of a bottle of vodka.
He's majoring in Religion
Ok if you are accepting my apology, please continue to ignore me. If you are not, please fill out the brief survey that follows, to help me improve my people relations: a) your a bitch please leave me alone b)your crazy pls leave me alone c) I never cared ab u please leave me alone. D) all of the above e) all of the above but I wouldn't mind still fucking u. F) who are you again? Your answer will not b shared and will b used in accord. With the law. TY
He's like a fucking cake pop, the greatest thing in the world while it lasts, but it never lasts for long enough
I'm making poor life decisions again. Tune in tomorrow to see how much I hate life.
I'm committing myself to dance. Also, I'm unsure if you said space party sounded lame because dude was old, but I hope you're over it because I love space, and I love David Bowie and I love to dance, and you need to embrace this with me.
You know the sex was rough when you wake up with a chipped tooth. I have no regrets
How have you been? I haven’t talked to you since you dyed your pubes.
I need to get laid. Right now that freshman frat pledge & my Econ professor are the leading candidates
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