I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
Nice meating you last night
Not a typo
Remember when I was so high that I thought my appendix burst? All I had to do was fart man, just fart.
If i apologize for punching you in the liver repeatedly will you explain where the grass stains on my shoulders came from?
They were going around the house breaking things and screaming "Not my house!"
I dare you try and top an Eiffel tower full of Margarita
i just looked in the mirror i look like i'm about to film a PSA about prostitution
He held back my hair as I puked, then kindly asked me to slightly move my head over and pissed right next to my face.
I couldn't find pants for like 20 minutes so I was butt ass naked just sitting on your floor
No more twerking this week. I think I dislocated a boob.
I feel like it could help stop wars and begin world peace and the continents can unite for one Monday because chicken fries come back today
Call it slutty but I take pride in being a first round draft pick booty call. And I know I was first cause he texted me at 1030a
So the girl I met at the bar last night came home with me. Played with my puppy. And left.
Somehow my family started talking about sex toys at breakfast.
Dear god my vagina.
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