is it bad that while shopping i looked specifically for clothes that hold their form after taking them off and putting them on again and again?
I'm thinking of having one or both of my boobs out. They're small but they're mighty.
I'm naming my child veloci raptor. And you can be a part of its life if you want. But that's its name. Cause i have the vagina.
dude your girlfriend loves you alot..she yelled your name lastnight in bed
Fact: The drinking you do in college doesn't affect your liver in real life.
All i learned in high school was how to sell drugs
doing lines of blow through a tampon applicator in the study lounge at 7am so i can finish an italian composition that was due a week and a half ago...such a good student.
Pretty sure I'm taking the break up well. Alcohol made me okay with it and drugs keep me agreeing with why I dumped him in the first place.
I can already see the regret in her eyes. Amazing night. This city rules.
Everyone is now just referring to it as "the night Hannah couldn't get laid" so needless to say you didn't miss much
He yelled "Go Ducks" while he came
You showed me your butthole that's like a mating call in other species
Pro tip: If you tell him that his dick looks like a muppet then you won't have to see him again.
Why are there 17 orders of shrimp lo mein in the bathtub?
Eventually I will start sleeping with people who actually want to hangout with me the next day... But not today
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