When i light up a cigarette people look at of like i'm going to pee on their children.
.....so he has a son. Josh. That is not his roommate
being alone eating nachos and drinking from a giant munchen beermug really isnt that sad
My suggestion that we all just smoke some weed was greeted with a uncomfrotable silence and a 'maybe later'. These are not our people
She's trying to figure out what kind of dinosaur I am... Yay codeine.
in the middle of fucking he asked me if i had gotten a haircut because he noticed i didnt have split ends anymore. i dont know what to think
YOU DID DRUGS AFTER A THREESOME WHO ARE YOU TO JUDGE ME?!!?
i have a feeling i am the only one who can successfully pull off the "slutty kentucky derby" look.
Why do I think he'd like to keep my hair in a box?
! asked the random counter guy from 7/11 for Percocet. he immediately called his hookup
Dude, he wouldn't have sex with me during halftime cause we were rooting for different teams and that would be "bad juju", I had to settle for 69.
He also needs to focus on not being such a little bitch, but that's none of my business.
I made a bucket list last night. Number 5: Will marry a wizard.
There's just something classy about smoking a blunt in a prom dress.
I need some buff guys to cuddle me and call me precious
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